x-rated me me.

Please do not read on if you are funny about sex, cause im layin it on the line………

RULAGE:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk – Sex Advice for Men.

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.

3. You must tag three people.
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1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? Morning, hands down. At night, i go to bed to sleep and usually roll into bed and am out like a light within a few min.

2. Better Sex MusicSade or Marvin Gaye? from other peoples answers i am guessing marvin gaye is the good ol’ bow chicka bow wow type of music. I actually prefer dance music…….. lol
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?  I soooo have never trusted any one enough to do either. But i used to work in a photo lab, printing photos and you would not believe how many people put their personal nude, sex position  pics in to get processed. Thing is, you have to look at the film to be able to print it correctly so you have to ,look!.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House? Isnt that house dude really old? George cloony is still a spunk.
5. Vibrator or Dildo? Vibrator.  My husband goes away for work; regularly. No  further explanation needed.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? I like having obscure light situations, Like the blinds slightly open or the door ajar, it adds a different dimension to everything.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt? In a non-sexual context i have been known to use the C word as an insult, particularly when im inhebriated.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?  the homer simpson pat on the bum.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane? Hmmm, i have never done either. But i would very much like to try both!

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? who the who?.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? Jenna! but i have a secret girl crush on Jenny Mcarthy 

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? Silk scarves or fluffy handcuffs..

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? oooooh cant say ive ever done either. cant say i ever would. not in the forseeable future anyway.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? Stripping. I have always been absolutely fascinated by the strength and stamina those women have. Also, I love the pretty costumes and kick arse shoes.
16. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? Id do either,

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil? oh oh oh, there is this awesome one  that is flavoured and gets warm with friction.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? swallow.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?  ive done both, both are equally as exciting.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross? nothing. Im not the tie-ee, im the tie-er!.

I’m tagging… Wanna, Nicky

1 Response so far »

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    Beck said,

    Brave woman! I didn’t know who else to choose to do this but you rock for doing it.

    This entire blog really is a new you. I love it. Your personality and cheekiness and sharp humour is coming through in the last few posts.

    P.S. do not stress at all about the email. You know I am the worlds worst emailer and I 100% understand the demands of an 18mth old.


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