Fattpanda’s Weblog

When did walking become so difficult? Has gravity changed making lifting a limb a more energy requiring action? Maybe someone lined the soles of my shoes with lead, after all they have been sitting in my closet for the last few years…..anyone could have tempered with them….. yes, that must be it! Its a conspiracy!

For a gal that used to run 10km most days without even breaking a sweat, todays huffy puffy sesh was quite an experience. I now undestand what my nan meant when she used to quip ” I would exercise but im afraid my stockings would start a fire”.  the insides of my thighs are red and i have huge liquid filled blisters on my heels from the lead filled trainers….. mmmm tasty image!

Aside from the chaffing and blisters, i Survived. Im alive to tell the tale. Its just a matter of “rinse and repeat” everyday for the rest of my life. This is no short term solution, I want to be a fit and spunky panda in 40years time, rocking the Kasbah in a gold lamae frock, doing body shots on the bar.

It occured to me today, that I am actually a drag queen  trapped in a womans body. Its quite disheartening really because being a drag queen and all that goes with the fashion and and the dancing and awesomeness is not acceptable in a woman speshially not a panda.  Mind you,  drag queens cop alot of crap to, so maybe the moral of this rambling musing is that we should all let our freak flags fly, despite what everyone else thinks…….

Eats Shoots and Leaves. Peace out xox